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Aug 25, 2017

Did you know that every year you eat 3 spiders in your sleep? But did you know that fact is most likely made up? But did you know that lots of facts are made up? But did you know that Kevin makes up 86% of the things he says at any given point in time? But did you know that any time he makes up a statistic he set 86%? But did you know that the average velocity of an unladen swallow is in direct proportion to it's wingspan? But did you know Shakespeare invented the word eyeball? But did you know that this bit was stolen from Movies with Mikey? But did you know that we'll never get in trouble for stealing it because we will never reach even a fraction of a percent of the audience of that admittedly minor youtube show? But did you know that worrying about obscurity on the internet is one of the worst things to worry about? But did you know that if you scream into a jar and close it fast enough you can release the scream in the face of your enemies? But did you know having too many enemies can dramatically increase your blood pressure?  But did you know petting a cat can lower your blood pressure? Where was I going with this?


(Recorded on August 14, 2017.)


Kevin (still) recommends Master of None. (Jesse still hasn't seen it.)

Co-creator of Master of None, Alan Yang, also directed Moonlight for JAY-Z.

Kevin enjoyed Ali Wong's standup special Baby Cobra.

Kevin did not enjoy Jiro Dreams of Sushi.

The creator of Jiro Dreams of Sushi, David Gelb, also made the similarly problemed Chef's Table.

Go read some creepypastas at r/nosleep, specifically this one.

Chris Straub's Scared Yet is a series of creepypasta reviews.

Don't think about the peepee poopoo man.

Sarah Jeong wrote the ultimate piece on the Google Memo.

XKCD explains free speech.

Mikey Neumann's latest is about Pan's Labyrinth.

Every Frame a Painting's video on the Coen Brother's is incredible.

YourMovieSucksDOTorg is Synecdoche, New Yorking-ing their video series on Synecdoche, New York.

Aug 18, 2017

You should know something before listening to this episodes. You should know that you need to watch the first episode of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Not because it will help you understand what we talk about. (but it will) but because it's the best tv show on tv right now. I mean it's not on TV right now when I'm typing this, but it is currently being produced. And it's a freaking masterpiece. I'm saying it's up there with The Wire, and the first 3 seasons of Arrsted Development. Watch it. Now. (The previous statements are not endorsed by Jesse. But only because he hasn't finished watching the show yet. Which he should get on.)


This week Jesse and Kevin talk about sitting on a couch, petting a cat, people named Tundra, heightened reality, Ray Bradbury, That 80s band that's referenced in American Psycho, nuance, fermentables, bugs in all the flour, how to cook oatmeal, how to beat Bobby Flay, tiny Texas towns, diner food, scary trucks in the dark, short orders and the cooks who fulfill them, the job of a sponge, "wine" "country," the best thing about Texas (according to Jesse,) sideways sandwiches, fake chicken.


(Recorded on August 14, 2017.)


Jesse and Kevin watched the pilot of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend together.

Jesse camped and watched the Perseid meteor shower.


Aug 11, 2017

This week Jesse and Kevin talk about sleepy wine, dogs eating things, fart sounds, multi-cam sitcoms, Star Trek, assisted suicide, being trapped in a room, monkey hands, squeeky toys, negative reviews of Game of Thrones, screaming pizza, fast travel in Westeros, swarms, solo storytelling performance, making up stories.


(Recorded on August 1, 2017.)


Jesse watched The Carmichael Show.

Travis Kalanick thinks he's Steve Jobs.

Kevin and Jesse both enjoyed Hasan Minjah's Homecoming King.

Kevin's introduction to comedy was Jeff Foxworthy.


Aug 4, 2017

This episode has a dog in it.


(Recorded on August 1, 2017.)


Go get fried chicken or chicken fried steak at Babe's.

Juan Likes Rice and Chicken is a Documentary Now episode parodying Jiro Dreams of Sushi.

Ask Mr. Biggs is Kevin's favorite podcast.

Kevin brought his sister's bachelorette party to an escape room.

Gone Home is a fantastic video game.